Sparky

Sparky is the alternate nickname of User:cd34

Why am I called Sparky?

It's not because I can do electrical work.

It's not because I break things and cause sparks.

It's not related to anything electrical.

I'm Sparky because Jim <at> greenguyandjim.com said that I reminded him of Chevy Chase in the movie Vacation.

A fate worse than death.