- Champagne Room
- This is the private area of a strip club, reserved for "private" dances. Generally the room is accessed by buying a bottle of cheap champagne at an insanely inflated rate. The private dances in theory better than you would get otherwise, but the rule tends to be no sex in the champagne room. However, even the author of this segment can attest to the fact that the champagne room does in fact get off the hook, and on more than one occasion the rules have been broken, including handjobs , blowjobs, and fucking.
